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Day 108 - Portrait of a Monster!
108/365 (April 18, 2010) – Yeah, I know he’s cute, and photogenic, and all that other stuff. And he’s loveable and everything else.
But he’s horrible.
He’s a Monster.
Really!
Why?
Because he’s driven by his stomach. And he can read a clock and tell time. He knows that breakfast is around 6am, and dinner is around 6pm. And he starts working on you about an hour before that. Which isn’t too bad in the evening…but 5am? C’mon!
He moans, and cries, and whimpers. All in your ear. And if that does’t work, that cold wet nose finds its way into your ear, or your nose, or your mouth.
Yuck.
He’s horrible. In a lovable sort of way…..
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